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The cover of the book has the title in big, bold fuschia letters warning- longest review in the world. I was annoyed from the first moment My teenage dream ended saw the cover picture. Farrah is in need of a fill on those Lee Press-on's that seem to be an epidemic among the Teen My teenage dream ended, and poor lil baby Sophia has on this pink chipped nail polish.

Yes it's not that big of a deal- but if you were putting a picture of your child on a book for everyone to see for FOREVER- would you let them have visible chipped nail polish?

Not to mention the fact that I'm pretty sure her hair wasnt brushed for roughly 3 days prior to the photo being taken. Anyway- on to the literary greatness inside the book There are like chapters in this book. The book itself is like pages.

Farrah Abraham’s pop music should make her an avant-garde icon

Who let this girl write a book and why my teenage dream ended they teach her the basics. There are things that Farrah knows Writing books is not included in the same list. So, each chapter is roughly 1 and a half pages long with catchy titles like "Calling all Pregnant Teens!

Chapter 1 ruins the whole stinkin' book.

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She tells us that she received a phone call that Derek, her baby daddy, died in a car accident. At this point you could stop reading my teenage dream ended book because that's the only relatively important thing in the entire book.

Instead, we read on and chapter 2 starts us all my teenage dream ended the beginning. We learn that Derek was actually a friend's boyfriend first that was handed down to Farrah, who happened to be an all-star cheerleader when she was my teenage dream ended I mention that she was a cheerleader because it was important to her.

Important enough that she mentioned it approximately 2 times in each of the chapters in this book.


Farrah describes Derek as though he is the most perfect man on the face of the planet. This didn't stop Farrah from sucking face with him all night at my teenage dream ended party while she was wasted out of her mind The next 98 chapters are filled with sex.

My Teenage Dream Ended

I am not kidding. Apparently Farrah's parents were never fucking EVER around and she lived in an 18th century castle where no one could hear anything happening in the other chambers of the home. She's sneaking Derek my teenage dream ended the house nightly and doing him.


This is after their initial romantic encounter on Prom night in which Derek convinces Farrah to "try" to have sex with him so all of his friends don't make fun of him. My teenage dream ended as time goes by and they get "pretty good" at sex direct quote Clearly Deborah Farrah's mom wasn't too involved in things around this time.

Farrah references Deborah "working from home" and going to school.